The diet plan

What a draw

is the refrigerator!

I have fought it,

often thought it

might help to lock it,

but then the key’d

be in my pocket.

But now I read

to counter greed

I only need

to climb the stairs!

What a flight

of fancy?! Still, I do the

Slimmers’ Club

to shift the tub,

and I’m not averse to

the praise and glory

so I’ll add a storey

or two on this old bung,

and when I’m done

with that, and have

my ‘Magic Bod’,

I’ll copy my Nana

and put in a Stannah.